CT Roller Derby Championship

Sunday night I witnessed some of the most entertaining Roller Derby I’ve ever seen: the 2007 CT Roller Girls Championship. The Iron Angels met the Widowmakers for one final showdown. Hundreds of fans came to show their support and the ring was overflowing with excitement – the Iron Angles had come back from a 0-2 season start, the Widowmakers had endured consistent success throughout the season. This would be one for the history books.

The girls came out sporting new uniforms: The Iron angels in short gray military skirts, the Widowmakers in short black and purple skirts – fishnets optional.

The bout started in the typical fashion: introductions, intense rock music, and a derby how to. Once the formalities were out of the way, the girls got down to business.

Iron Angel Pearl Jammer and Widowmaker Black Cherry started the bout. Both teams were putting their best out front. Pearl was followed by Pam Terror… Black Cherry by Slick Shoes. The Angels took an early, dominating lead. Despite this, Black Cherry continued to inspire awe with her ability to drop her shoulder and lurch into her opponents. Some say her shoulder is extremely sharp, and judging by the force with which the Iron Angels were hitting the floor, I would believe them.

The Widowmakers fell into a bit of trouble at the end of the first period – widowmakers were getting hurt. Black Cherry took a fall – she winced getting up – but she still continued skating for the rest of the jam. When the whistle blew she noticeably slowed and collapsed in front of her team’s bench. Her ankle was shot. She would need some rest time before coming back out to Jam.

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Roller Girls wait for the jam to Start

The second period started much like the first with Pearl, Pam Terror, and Dead End Allie dominating the jams. The Widowmakers sent in Miz Con SepJen to pull in points for their team. At one point as Miz flew around the ring she slammed into an Iron Angel and went careening out of the ring and straight into a referee. The ref, Johnny Arson, was thrown backwards over the penalty bench where he buckled into a heap on the floor. The crowd exploded in cheers.

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The score after the second period.

The Widowmakers were trailing heavily… but something changed in the third period. Suddenly the mood was a bit more vicious and more playful at the same time. Widowmaker Peekaboom was aggressive like I’ve never seen. Girls were getting smashed out of the ring left and right. At one point the fans pulled back in fear as lead jammer Pyroclastic Pistol was clobbered by the rejuvenated Black Cherry and rolled violently out of the ring into the crowd… all the while tapping her hips repeatedly to strategically end the jam.

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Band KissKiss performs at the Intermission. Note the sweet Les Paul guitar.

The Widowmakers continued to struggle against the Angels. The girls in black and purple were working a few new strategies mainly… hold back Angel Pearl Jammer. Pearl was cleaning up. She’d averaged about 35 points or so per game for the season, and Sunday night was no different. Two thirds of the way through the third period Widowmaker Miz Con SepJen got in front of Pearl and skated with a wide stance, swerving slightly, keeping Pearl at bay. After some success she even began to taunt Pearl, shaking her booty mockingly in Pearl’s face. The crowd cheered.

But Pearl proved patient. She waited, and waited, and in a manner that us mortals will never understand, Pearl was suddenly in a full sprint! She snaked through her opponents as if it were child’s play. Pearl can skate. That’s for certain.

When the final buzzer rang the Iron Angels had 110 points to the Widowmaker’s 46.

The Iron Angels Won! The Iron Angels are the 2007 CT Roller Derby Champions!!

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(photo by Slim Fast/Megan Moss Freeman)

As the team gathered for their photos with the Roller Cup (and the CT roller girl cheerleaders shown in front), the MC’s asked who would be the MVP. All at once the girls started chanting “PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL!”

The cup was passed to Pearl Jammer who raised it high above her head. The applause from the crowd was deafening.
It was a powerful moment of Derby.

The Iron Angels did indeed dominate. Pearl, Dead End Allie, and Pam Terror were the top scoring jammers with 35, 24, and 20 points respectively. Pearl’s dominance was further evident in that she pulled off lead jammer status in 11 of the 15 bouts in which she jammed (amazing!). Miz Con SepJen and Black Cherry were the high scorers for the Widowmakers and Peekaboom won the ‘most aggressive’ award with an amazing 8 trips to the penalty box. EIGHT!

Yes, Sunday night was some of the best Derby I’ve witnessed. But the end of the season doesn’t mean the end of the entertainment. On December 9th the Long Island Roller Rebels will be coming to CT to feel the wrath of the CT Roller Girls Stepford Sabotage.

Let me know if you’d like to come! It’s going to be amazing.

PRS 513.

On Friday I purchased the PRS 513.

I decided to go for the Black Cherry guitar. It will arrive in 4 to 6 months. In the meantime, I took home a loaner Blue Matteo PRS 513. The pictures today are of that guitar.

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Playing this guitar is so smooth. The two most obvious differences between this guitar and my last guitar are the stability of the neck and the quality of the sound. Playing this guitar feels so solid. It’s like the guitar is grounded in the rock of ages and it will not be swayed by any amount of distortion. This could be because of the guitar’s weight. The PRS weighs in at 8.5 pounds. I’m not sure what my last guitar weighed, but it was much less.

The second thing is the sound quality. When you set the guitar up with the humbucker settings there’s really nice noise cancellation that’s so pleasant.

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The headstock has lock down tuners and a scalloped nut. The guitar has a deep neck and wide frets that play so smoothly. The wood work is gorgeous and the stain, despite being the less than gorgeous (in my opinion) blue matteo, is very well done.

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It’s got a huge range of sounds. I can pull off a really quacky twang or a super mellow growl with the quick flip of a switch or twist of a knob.

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The internal electronics are intense. Instead of a wire nest that you’d find in a normal guitar, the PRS has a sweet circuit board that keeps everything clean and orderly.

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The bridge, complete with a sweet tolerance fit whammy bar connection point, is reinforced by 4 springs in the back as shown below. I was actually really impressed with the whammy bar. My last guitar had a threaded shaft for the whammy bar. The PRS seems a lot better designed. It fits together really nicely.

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While the guitar is noteworthy enough, I also got a VOX ToneLab LE. It is a powerful robust effects monster.

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It’s got 30 banks and 4 channels for a total of 120 preset settings. Each setting can be EASILY modified from a standing position by smashing your foot against the correct foot switch. There’s also a pedal for fine tuned modifications. It’s pretty wild.

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I’m pretty excited about my purchase. And while it was very expensive, the guys at the guitar store dropped $275 bucks off the purchase price of the VOX ToneLab.

The only thing I don’t like about the guitar is that, as I was telling Ben, it has a seriously high rock quota.
My other electric has a very low rock quota, so it was easy to find things to play. The PRS 513 demands superior guitar playing. It demands the rock of legends.

I need to practice my sweep picking.

Guitar Research.

For the past 7 years I have been playing on a C.C. Clark electric guitar. My folks bought me the guitar for Christmas in 1999 and, for me, it opened up the door to rock. For seven years I practiced this hip orange/red guitar. I changed my amp from a starter Fender to a Peavey 112 (in actuality, it’s a bass amp but it’s robust and gives great umph when amplifying a guitar) but the guitar remained the same. Recently I decided it’s time to upgrade my guitar. Upgrade to something that I can hold on to. Something high quality.

So here I am, standing at the threshold of guitar equipment, realizing that I know absolutely nothing about guitar brands or guitar manufacturing.

clearly, this calls for some research.


There are a few basic things we need to know before we dive into the difference between specific electric guitars.

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Here’s a representative guitar MSPaint with some vocabulary defined. When a guitarist plucks a string on her guitar the steel string vibrates. The pickups, which consist of a magnet, each have a little magnetic field around them. The physical vibration of a string is turned into an electrical ‘vibration’ in a coil of wire around the magnet when the string meddles with the coil’s magnetic field. The electrical signal is transmitted to the amp which then amplifies the signal to turn it into a rocking sound.

When it comes down to it, there are two kings in the world of electric guitars: The Fender Stratocaster and the Gibson Les Paul.

The Strat.

The Strat was designed by Clarence Leonidas Fender in the 1950’s. It’s the quintessential rock guitar. It has a tight bright sound that was and is preferred by a huge heap of popular musicians. Jimi Hendrix, David Gilmour (pink floyd), Eric Clapton, and Stevie Ray Vaughn have all been avid Strat players.

The Strat has three pickups, a headstock that’s perfectly in line with the neck, two cutaways for high fret rocking, and a solid body that, these days, is often made out of ash or alder wood. The toggle switch shown on the image above defines which pickups send their signal back to the amp. The pickups closer to the bridge tend to give a bright lead ‘wailing guitar’ sort of sound while those closer to the neck give a more wholesome rhythm sound.

The Les Paul

The Les Paul was designed by Lester William Polsfuss. He’s a Jazz musician who stormed into the world of guitar design with the Solid Body guitar. It started off with the infamous ‘log’ which was no more than a 2×4 with electronics attached. Les Paul then collaborated with Gibson and fine tuned the design into a guitar giant.

The LP is heavy. It has two ‘humbuckers’ which are essentially double coiled pickups. These pickups are said to eliminate the hum of electric guitars. They also give a much thicker tone than the strat, some describe it as a growl. Like the strat, you can change the tone slightly with the toggle switch. Typically, the Les Paul toggle switch has three positions, front humbucker, both humbuckers, and back humbucker. Each pickup also has its own tone and volume knob which help fine tune the sound you get from the guitar. Unlike the strat, the headstock of the Les Paul is pitched backwards a bit which supposedly helps with the guitar’s natural sustain (though I don’t know why that works). Also, the strings of the instrument are kept entirely on top of the body of the LP. The strat, on the other hand, has the strings go through the body at the bridge.

Jimmy Page, Peter Frampton, Kieth Richards, and Slash all played Gibson Les Paul’s at one point or another.


When you’re looking to buy a high quality electric guitar you’ll find that musicians everywhere seem to have one piece of advice: look at the musical superstars that you most admire and choose a guitar that will allow you to mimic their sound.

That advice didn’t sit too well with me. I am all sorts of impressed with all sorts of guitarists. The next best thing was, of course, to go to the store and try a bunch of different instruments.

And that I did. It was only afterwards that I found yet another fun brand to research:

The PRS

PRS stands for Paul Reed Smith, the inventor of this guitar. Smith developed his guitar and pushed and marketed it himself until the company flourished. Now PRS is a famous brand known for high price (bummer) and high quality (sweet!). It’s a beautiful guitar.

Santana, Al Di Meola, Peter Frampton, and Dave Navarro have all explored the PRS. From what I can tell, the PRS stands halfway between the brightness of the strat and the growl of the LP.

PRS does not make a left handed guitar. so unless you want to pull a jimi hendrix and flip your guitar… if you’re left handed you’re out of luck.

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I think I’m going to get the PRS 513 (shown above). The 513 stands for 5 pickups and 13 settings. The five pickups are two double coils and one single coil. The double coils can act just like a humbucker or just like a single coil with the flick of a toggle switch. The guitar has a 25.25″ scale. The scale is defined as the distance from the bridge to the start of the neck: the playable length of the string. It’s made of mahogany (check out all sorts of great guitar wood information here).

I’m really excited. The purchase will probably take place sometime in the next month.